Ilene Proctor | November 19, 2022
Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I Fear You Tomorrow, You're Only an MTG Day Away
by Ilene Proctor
Annie, get your guns. Tomorrow is on the horizon with a 2024 Trump/Dessantis/Greene election looming. Kevin McCarthy (AKA Margery Taylor Green’s voice) is so lacking courage he has virtually ceded power to the wicked witch of the east.
Their new MA- GAGA slogan arises “You Can’t Defeat the Fetus”. But reality still raises its ugly head because after birth there are neo-consequences. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. Double negatives pile on double negatives. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no Head Start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn we love ya, you're fine; if you're preschool, you’re on your own. Personally, I have it on the highest authority that Republicans are secretly trying to allow abortions for African Americans, Asians, Jews and more of their undesirables.
No Witch Hazel solution here with the pro-life conservatives who are so obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine month which explains the mysterious disappearance of coat hangers which are now banned.
Republicans are getting ready to celebrate all the book burnings apt to take place at county fairs, or be offered during prayer services at some churches under this scenario. There will be actions against fractions because math is ranked as just another ugly Lib CRT influence.
By 2025, we could all be dressed in black and white pilgrim outfits, no grey allowed. Look forward to burning suspected foul female witches at the stake and jailing pot smokers for life. Merely celebrating Independence Day could be a felony.
Ban on hearing aids because a Republican void you never hear what you just heard. Like House Republican leader Kevin McCarthy who you heard tell fellow GOP lawmakers shortly after the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol insurrection that he would urge then-President Donald Trump to resign. Another genuine fake or fake genuine news. Another alternate fact reality!
Elon Musk has been banned from Twitter. Elon Must buys Twitter and bans Free Speech for everyone but himself.
Hospitals will be running out of space operating on seven-year old's Gender Reassignment Surgery.
Turvy Topsy will survive with the super-rich and big corporations reduced to paying zero taxes while the poor and middle class foot the bills.
At last, in 2026, the United States would have won the war against Denmark and Greenland will be named the 52nd state after we "adopted" Ukraine. Oil's well that ends well. President Person. Woman. Man. Camera. Trump is flushed with excitement that he passed the dementia test with flying somethings.. Trump again beams with pride alongside his beautiful VP Marjorie Taylor Greene. Also beaming from faraway, is Secretary of State Vlad the Cad Putin now negotiating the surrender of Sweden.
Tomorrow, Tomorrow, you are only two years away.